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October 2014 Dregs of the Week: Taylor Swift is a LUSH
Karlie Kloss Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the shot for a wallpaper Most definitely not from the juiced-box, here’s a song i’m dedicating to Karlie Kloss from Taylor Swift…who’s performing at a...
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0-5 Shots: Magic in the Moonlight
From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Leo Reisman (Cole Porter) – You Do Something To Me https://pjensi.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/leo-reisman-plays-cole-porter-you-do-something-to-me-1929.mp3...
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10 Vodkas Your Children Will Love (A Top 10 Lips)
How many times have people come up to me and said, “Al K Hall, my kids just aren’t taking to vodka as quickly as I did at their age. What can I do to get them on the bottle sooner?” Ok, no one has ever...
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Dregs of the Week: November 2014 (Thanks Forgiven)
Amanda Likes to get down in the Bar None The dregs are back, bigger and bitter than ever. Like i got a drunk cheerleader picking up and going down on her kids’ friend, i got Koreans afraid the Irish...
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20 All-You-Can-Eat Vodkas
After the resounding success of my Vodka for 9-year-olds, i figured what the fuck, there’s grown ups who like vodka too, right? The problem is, our tastes have moved past candy, but does that mean we...
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0-5 Shots: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Not from the juiced-box but the soundtrack: Billy Boyd – The Last Goodbye https://pjensi.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/billy-boyd-the-last-goodbye.mp3 [Press ‘Play’ for maybe the only thing gayer than a...
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10 Christmas Gifts on a Drunk’s Pissed List (A Top Ten Lips)
Bar Angels and Boozehounds, the time has come yet again to waste some of your hard earned beer money on other people who won’t be able to contain their disappointment when they open the presents you...
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A Bar None ChristmAss (2014 Sedition)
As of right now, 403 patronizers have found there way into the Bar None, and you can add one more because i’m here with you. i know you have the choice of a lot of places to go and get shit faced...
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Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #01
Hot Twins Bar None wallpaper – Click on the shot for a wallpaper The rumors were true. Your eyes were fed up of me and now your ears can be, too. Barmaids and Beerhounds… i give you the Audio Dregs...
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Audio Dregs #02 Slipknot, Rehab addiction, Chappie and Die Antwoord’s...
Yolandi Visser Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the shot for a wallpaper Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #02 You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online…...
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Audio Dregs #3 Binge Drinking: Dead Drunk, Pool of Jäger, and “Big Eyes”
Drunk ‘High’ School Girls Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the Shot for a Wallpaper Today’s special is Binge Drinking, including all you can drink suckaay, a Brazilian kid with all he couldn’t drink, and...
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Audio Dregs #4 Spring Breaks & Dark Places Booze Revooze
Drunk Spring Break wallpaper – click on the image for the wallpaper Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #04 (16m05s) You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online…...
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Audio Dregs #5 i solve racism, Justified and Child 44
You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online… (17m37s) https://pjensi.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/2015-04-30-audio-dregs-05.wav Audio Dregs #05 …or right click the above link and ‘save link as’...
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Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #7 Happy Mother’s Fucking Day
Mom’s Mug Shot You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online… (10m42s) https://pjensi.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/2015-05-10-audio-dregs-happy-mothers-fucking-day.wav . Audio Dregs #07 …or right...
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Audio Dregs #12 Drunk Tattoos and Booze Revooze of Spy
Tattoos Bar None wallpaper – click on the shot for a wallpaper Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #12 You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online (17m59s)…...
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Told you so! (Why Brad & Angelina REALLY broke up)
Hey there barmaids and beerhounds. It’s me, Al K Hall, your ever loving tender bar tender here at the Bar None popping in to brag a little. Click On Image For Details Way back in 2010, i forecast...
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Hell Just Thawed
You know how i stopped writing this blog when Hell froze over because that was the only way i’d ever leave the Bar None? Well, Hell must’ve just thawed because there is only one convergence of events...
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Selena Gomez: Don’t Worry, Rehabby
i don’t know if you know or not because she’s not really a Bar None type of gal, but there’s this girl singer called Selena Gomez. You might remember her from when she made an appearance her in Spring...
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0-5 Shots Booze Revooze of Jack Reacher: Never Go Back
Ramblings: Final Proof: 2½ out of 5 You know you get drunk at home on a weeknight? The evening starts out with a cocktail of three fingers of Jack black label in a dirty glass while you watch local...
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0-5 Shots: Doctor Strange Booze Revooze
Ramblings: Final Proof: 3 Shots You know how you get drunk with your best friend? You wake up early and take a long shower and grab an unhealthy breakfast on your way to work and you try to pay...
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