How many times have people come up to me and said, “Al K Hall, my kids just aren’t taking to vodka as quickly as I did at their age. What can I do to get them on the bottle sooner?”

Ok, no one has ever come up to me and asked me that question, but if they did, here’s what i’d answer…

But before we get into that, i have a little song for you from the juiced-box, to get you in the mood. Korpiklaani – Vodka

Bar None Kiddie Vodka Wallpaper – Click on the shot for a wallpaper

10 Vodkas Your Toddlers Will Eat Up

1. Peanut Butter & Jelly vodka

No crusts in here

2. Cookie Dough vodka

For when real raw cookie dough doesn’t make you sick enough

3. Chocolate Covered Pretzel vodka

Everyone’s go-to junk food, am i right?

4. S’mores vodka

Good for getting drunk on right next to a roaring bonfire

5. Cotton Candy vodka

Will stick to the toilet bowl, not your fingers

6. Bubble Gum vodka

Now no one can burst your bubble

7. Red Liquorice vodka

Liquor-ice

8. Fluffed Marshmallow vodka

A new way to get toasted

9. Buttered Popcorn vodka

Quieter for the movies

And if you want extra butter

Autumn Butter vodka

666: The number of the eats

10. Root Beer Float vodka

Because you need something to drink to wash all of these down…

Sink or Swim

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